Dan, a short (and short-tempered) man, has nothing better to do with his time than rail against what he perceives to be life's injustices – even if he's completely in the wrong. Whether it's a beef against a fast-food chain, an untalented barber, the entirety of Canada, the game of baseball or lemonade-selling children, petulant Dan is always spurred into action, usually dragging his best friend Chris and Chris' undercover operative wife, Elise, along on the revenge-filled ride.
New Mexico
The Wolf-Man
The Dentist
The Ninja
The Animal Shelter
Canada
Traffic
Ye Olde Shakespeare Dinner Theatre
Baseball
The Salvation Armed Forces
The Beach
George Washington
Technology
The Barber
Art
Elise's Parents
The Fancy Restaurant
Dan
The Family Camping Trip
Burgerphile
The Magician
The Lemonade Stand Gang